Tony and Noel drop the mic and walk away from a sad disappointment of a franchise.
Tony and Noel dive into their latest Sectaurs adventure, where I usually say something funny here, but not a whole lot happened for me to be witty about, so I’m coming up dry. Threads from the last issue are followed up on, there’s a fight, and loads of talking.
Noel and Tony are shocked to discover that the Sectaurs comic book not only does not suck like the sucky TV series which sucked, but is actually quite significantly not sucky.
Tony and Noel shrug as the entire point of this show destroys itself and they have nothing left to vaguely care about. Sectaurs!
Noel and Tony die of thirst during their latest Sectaurs adventure, in which the Viper Vines send the Knights of the Shining Realm through the Acid Desert to find the Medicine Beetle atop Mount Sectaur while avoiding the Laser Bugs.
Tony and Noel scitter into their latest installment of Sectaurs, where Godzilla roams, deposed politicians run taverns, and centipedes fear moustaches.
Noel and Tony float on a rapidly dissolving log in a sea of acid in their latest Sectaurs adventure, where slavery is bad, but you’d be hard-pressed to hear a hero say so as they’re all too busy calling people maggots and slaying enslaved creatures in the heat of battle instead of setting them free.
Tony returns to the Showcase as he and Noel take a look at Sectaurs, where people are no longer afraid of bugs because the bugs are now people!
Despite the worst efforts of this show, Noel and Igor have reached the end of Starhunters‘s first season and look back on it to share their final (for now) thoughts.
Noel and Igor dive into their latest Starhunter adventure, where it’s all about the kids, man.