I… I don’t even know what’s going on anymore. There’s a crazy science man, and birds, and cars, and… and they all might be me, or they might not be anything, and… seven multiplied by six.
My computer even refused to make any sense of this and actively tried to keep me from reaching the end. It was trying to save me from the confusion. Why didn’t I listen?
…can we go back to ponies now?