[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×06: “Tender Is the Nate”

written by Kate Spencer

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A minotaur is loose in 1920s France and Ernest Hemingway is doing his best Gaston impersonation trying to kill the beast. Remember when the show was about trying to kill Vandal Savage? No? Me either. This is better anyway.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×05: “Tagumo Attacks!!!”

written by Kate Spencer

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The episode begins with Ishiro Honda’s film crew capturing footage of a monster rising from the sea in 1951 Tokyo. On the Waverider, Ray and Sara have tracked down Nora in 2018. Zari walks in on Mick writing again, but he swears he was just watching porn. Sara calls a team meeting, and that includes Charlie because they’re short-handed.

Oh, this is going to be fun.
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[Review] Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

written by Kate Spencer

My Summer Vacation to the Isle of Lesbos:

Around my one hundredth hour of playtime, when I romanced the pirate who helped my mother when she was on the run from a cult, I realized I’d had about six romantic partners throughout the course of the game. My whirlwind lesbian sex tour of the Greek isles had turned the social structure of Ancient Greece into Six Degrees of Sappho.

Welcome to Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey.

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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Season Three Retrospective

written by Kate Spencer

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Goodbye, Season Three. You brought us so much joy, tears, zaniness, representation, and laughter. Let’s take a look at some of the major beats throughout the season and speculate about where we might go in Season Four. Praise Beebo.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×18: “The Good, the Bad, and the Cuddly”

written by Kate Spencer

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It’s time for the season finale! Look, I’m just going to recap this thing for you all mostly so I can get someone else to confirm that this episode wasn’t just some fever dream I had.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×17: “Guest Starring John Noble”

written by Kate Spencer

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There was a time when someone could ask me what this show was about and I would be able to answer them with relative ease. I could describe an episode in a self-contained way that didn’t require explaining entire season-long arcs or contextualizing mystical reality-altering spears. Those were good times.
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