written by Kate Spencer

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Goodbye, Season Three. You brought us so much joy, tears, zaniness, representation, and laughter. Let’s take a look at some of the major beats throughout the season and speculate about where we might go in Season Four. Praise Beebo.
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written by Kate Spencer

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It’s time for the season finale! Look, I’m just going to recap this thing for you all mostly so I can get someone else to confirm that this episode wasn’t just some fever dream I had.
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written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

There was a time when someone could ask me what this show was about and I would be able to answer them with relative ease. I could describe an episode in a self-contained way that didn’t require explaining entire season-long arcs or contextualizing mystical reality-altering spears. Those were good times.
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written by Kate Spencer

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Gather ’round, friends, as I recount the tale of Ava’s origins and fight a losing battle with my desire to make orgy jokes.
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written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Another “hero goes evil” episode. Shouldn’t be too much trouble. They have a whole team of supers, they can easily handle one of their own…oh, it’s Sara? They’re doomed.
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written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Put on your blue suede shoes and book your reservation at the Heartbreak Hotel, because we’re headed to the ’50s for the sixth totem.
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written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

In which everything goes horribly wrong.
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written by Kate Spencer

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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d assume “R”, but no, it’s the “C” that’s their first love.

These are the jokes, kids.
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written by Kate Spencer

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Let’s do the time warp agaaaaaaain!

…and again…and again…and again…
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written by Kate Spencer

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We’re back! Not sure what possessed them to move the show to Monday after an extra long break, but it’s time for me to exorcise my recapping muscles.

You missed these jokes.
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