[Review] Legends of Tomorrow Episode 3×05: “Return Of the Mack”

written by Kate Danvers

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It’s a race against time as the Legends try to stop the inventor of macaroni and cheese from being erased from history…oh, return of the Mack. Well, then I have no idea what this episode is about.
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[Review] Legends of Tomorrow Episode 3×04: “Phone Home”

written by Kate Danvers

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Get your shoulderpads, legwarmers, and Members Only jackets ready; we’re heading back to the 1980s to save the timestream from another anachronism! …it’s parachute pants, isn’t it? I knew those things didn’t belong.
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[Review] Legends of Tomorrow Episode 3×02: “Freakshow”

written by Kate Danvers

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Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends. We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside! There behind a glass is an immortal jackass, be careful as you pass. Move along, move along! Come inside, the show’s about to start. Guaranteed to blow the timeline apart. Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth, the greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth. So don’t call them heroes, they’re…Legends?

Sorry, I kind of ran out of steam there.
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[Review] Legends of Tomorrow Episode 3×01: “Aruba-Con”

written by Kate Danvers

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

We’re back for another season of crazy time travel hijinks and extremely loose definitions of the word “science”. Last season, the Legends defeated the Legion Of Doom by visiting a timeline they had already been to and teaming up with their past selves. That caused big old timequakes which landed them in 2017 Los Angeles where dinosaurs roam the Earth.

They broke a perfectly good timeline is what they did.
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