written by Kate Danvers
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When I think of things Constantine’s house could have been in the past, “boarding house” is the most tame of them all.
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written by Kate Danvers
Okay okay okay, I know I said there was an episode the week after the last review, but the world, production schedules, and premiere dates are all kind of in flux right now and time makes fools of us all.
Damn it, I should have started the Legends review with that! $%#&;! @#%$! #@$#&;$! Spoiler cut! Goddamnit.
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written by Kate Danvers
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Okay, so I was working on faulty information when I said Legends would be back on April 7th. Though to be fair, things are awful right now and everything is changing at a moment’s notice. Oh well, at least we have happy and wacky fun times ahead in this episode.
What? Why are you all making that face?
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written by Kate Danvers
Ugh, family. Only coming around when they need to break someone out of an asylum or bury a body. Am I right?
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written by Kate Danvers
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But soft! What fight through yonder window breaks? It is Juliet, and damn, son! That thou, her maid, kicks far more ass than she.
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written by Kate Danvers
Content Warning: I’m going to forego the usual funny before-the-cut goof to say hey, this episode has some messed-up stuff in it like child abuse, lots of blood, DIY first aid with tools not meant for that, gore, suicide attempts, and two kinds of gratuitous murders. I’ve got to describe this stuff in the review because that’s my job, but I’ll try not to get too graphic. Still, as pivotal as this episode is, there’s some really rough stuff in it, so be advised.
And if you still want a goof before the cut, um…butts.
I tried.
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written by Kate Danvers
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It’s a beautiful day in the reviewerhood,
A beautiful day for a reader.
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
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written by Kate Danvers
This episode, we meet another villain from the comics who’s slightly altered for TV. Wait, who?
…oh no.
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written by Kate Danvers
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At no point in this episode do they lure Genghis Khan back to the Waverider with a Twinkie, and frankly, that’s a missed opportunity.
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written by Kate Danvers
I have a really great vampire joke that’s way too inappropriate for this review and especially for the article preview.
Okay okay, what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
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