written by Kate Danvers
Remember in Season One, back before the writers remembered that ACAB, when they tried to portray the Crows as having at least a shred of competence and credibility? Back when “The Crows suck” was just my meme and not the show’s main theme?
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
Rule #1 is “Don’t put a # in your episode title because it’s not going to show up in review URLs.” #relatable #Batwoman #octothrope #sharp or press the pound sign for more options.
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
This is the episode where they totally definitely without a doubt find Kate. Yup. They’re going to find her on Coryana, still played by Ruby Rose who didn’t actually leave for some reason, and she’s going to take over as Batwoman for the rest of the season.
I mean, why else would they write an eight-episode arc about trying to find her if they didn’t intend to make her the main character again?
*cough*
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
In this episode, I learn that straight women can be clueless disasters too. I had no idea that some of you had no functioning gaydar either.
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
Was this really the best episode to show during a long pandemic while a vaccine is being distributed? Considering what else was in this episode, there really wasn’t a good time to show this one.
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
I’m writing this the same day that an image of Jared Leto’s Joker wearing a crown of thorns circulated online as a promotional still for the Snyder Cut of Justice League. So that means I’ve pre-loaded all of my Joker jokes for this recap.
But to save myself a tweet: The way Zack Snyder talks about how mean critics are to him, I thought he’d be the one nailed to the cross in the director’s cut.
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
I’d make a joke about how I hope this doesn’t lead to a habit of poor communication between the heroes, but I remembered that’s the Arrowverse’s modus operandi.
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
I had a 4,500-word poem planned to memorialize Kate’s iconic red wig, but I ran out of things that rhymed with Party City. Also, my editor was about to quit her own site in protest.
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
This week, Alice graduates to the big leagues by coming up with a scheme worthy of a Batman villain.
No, not boner crimes.
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
written by Kate Danvers
Whatever happened to Kate Danvers? Well, I went through a massive quarantine, lived with a bunch of idiots who don’t take a pandemic seriously, and watched an attempted insurrection unfold on TV. Oh, also my shows were on hiatus. I reviewed the Final Fantasy VII: Remake, though!
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Continue reading
