written by Kate Danvers

Ugh, family. Only coming around when they need to break someone out of an asylum or bury a body. Am I right?

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written by Kate Danvers

Content Warning: I’m going to forego the usual funny before-the-cut goof to say hey, this episode has some messed-up stuff in it like child abuse, lots of blood, DIY first aid with tools not meant for that, gore, suicide attempts, and two kinds of gratuitous murders. I’ve got to describe this stuff in the review because that’s my job, but I’ll try not to get too graphic. Still, as pivotal as this episode is, there’s some really rough stuff in it, so be advised.

And if you still want a goof before the cut, um…butts.

I tried.

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written by Kate Danvers

This episode, we meet another villain from the comics who’s slightly altered for TV. Wait, who?

…oh no.

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written by Kate Danvers

I have a really great vampire joke that’s way too inappropriate for this review and especially for the article preview.

Okay okay, what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

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written by Kate Danvers

There can be only one.

Luckily nothing with that phrase in it has ever ended poorly. *cough*

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