written by Kate Danvers
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[NOTE: The following review is brought to you by a mild case of automatonophobia.]
Okay. I can get through this. It’s just creepy dolls. Creepy dolls with knives and dead-eyed stares. I’m fine. Let me just turn on every light in my house first.
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Your friendly neighborhood producer Dayna would like to remind you all that if someone asks you not to take off their necklace, you say YES! Enjoy this recap of the CW’s The Flash.
The opening dives right into the action with Abra Kadabra introducing himself to the security guards at the soon-to-be-shuttered Stagg Industries. He’s working the magician gimmick so hard I’m surprised he didn’t appear looking like this:
Just want to add a quick “fuck you” to my brain for making me remember Phantasio.
Spoilers under the cut.
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written by Kate Danvers
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A minotaur is loose in 1920s France and Ernest Hemingway is doing his best Gaston impersonation trying to kill the beast. Remember when the show was about trying to kill Vandal Savage? No? Me either. This is better anyway.
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written by Kate Danvers
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The episode begins with Ishiro Honda’s film crew capturing footage of a monster rising from the sea in 1951 Tokyo. On the Waverider, Ray and Sara have tracked down Nora in 2018. Zari walks in on Mick writing again, but he swears he was just watching porn. Sara calls a team meeting, and that includes Charlie because they’re short-handed.
Oh, this is going to be fun.
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written by Kate Danvers
My Summer Vacation to the Isle of Lesbos:
Around my one hundredth hour of playtime, when I romanced the pirate who helped my mother when she was on the run from a cult, I realized I’d had about six romantic partners throughout the course of the game. My whirlwind lesbian sex tour of the Greek isles had turned the social structure of Ancient Greece into Six Degrees of Sappho.
Welcome to Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey.
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written by Dayna Abel
I can’t possibly review this series without turning into a squeeing fangirl about it. I’ve loved She-Ra for over thirty years. I love her strength, compassion, kindness, wit, powers, and her story. She-Ra and the Princesses of Power gave me all of that and ramped it up to max.
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I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH MON-EL GODDAMMIT I am fine and calm, everything is normal, how are you, please enjoy this recap of CW’s The Flash.
Oh hey, this episode is a crossover with Supergirl Season Two. *yells across the room* Dayna, honey, how was that season?
*incoherent screaming can be heard all the way in Ohio*
She says no comment.
Spoilers under the cut.
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