written by Dayna Abel and Cara Russell

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written by Brandon Moore

Jessica is in jail and Trish is throwing up and disoriented. Apparently last night’s party was killer! It’s time to recover for Episode 5.
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written by Kate Danvers

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It’s time for the season finale! Look, I’m just going to recap this thing for you all mostly so I can get someone else to confirm that this episode wasn’t just some fever dream I had.
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It’s never worth it to keep your friends in the dark in this week’s recap of CW’s The Flash.

We start out with Wally telling Joe about his dreams, essentially remembering his time as Kid Flash while Joe tries desperately not to freak out in front of him.
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written by Brandon Moore

We open this week on Jessica participating in a court-ordered anger management class that proves to be effeahahaHAHAHA…I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face thinking about that. Ahh, good times here with episode four.
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written by Kate Danvers

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There was a time when someone could ask me what this show was about and I would be able to answer them with relative ease. I could describe an episode in a self-contained way that didn’t require explaining entire season-long arcs or contextualizing mystical reality-altering spears. Those were good times.
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written by Brandon Moore

The waves lapping gently at the shore, a crisp wind in your hair. Feels like a good time to dump Simpson’s dead body and casually talk about suicidal thoughts. Jessica Jones is a ray of sunshine as always.
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written by Kate Danvers

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Gather ’round, friends, as I recount the tale of Ava’s origins and fight a losing battle with my desire to make orgy jokes.
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If someone hasn’t used some variation of “Good Vibrations” as a title for a Barry/Cisco pairing, then I’m going to be very disappointed in all of you. Enjoy this recap of CW’s The Flash.

Kicking this one off with some domestic bliss between Barry and…Cisco?
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written by Brandon Moore

Jessica may be the private investigator, but Trish gets into trouble when she starts investigating privately. Also, Jeri Hogarth really knows how to party. It’s time for episode two.
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