[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×12: “The Eggplant, the Witch & the Wardrobe”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Trapped in a neverending loop of obnoxious retail employees, pushy customers, awful claustrophobic environments… Surrounded by an oppressive sense of dread that won’t end until doom claims us all…

But enough about my experiences working retail, let’s talk about Episode 4×12 of Legends.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×08: “Legends of To-meow-meow”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Time to enjoy an hour of ZariCat knocking things off of tables with the wind totem.

Usually to get into the mood to write these things, I listen to a song. Sometimes it’s a song from the era in which the episode takes place or, failing that, the Chamber Brothers’ “Time Has Come Today,” which was heard in the Season Two finale. Other times I pick a song that’s just thematically appropriate or something that gets me in the frame of mind.

I just wanted you all to know what I’m listening to as I type this intro.
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[Review] Arrow Episode 7×09: “Elseworlds Part 2”

written by Kate Spencer

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The Super Friends travel to a new city to set right what once went wrong and to drag Oliver Queen some more. Also, I finally get to see one of my favorite comic book heroes in live action, but you already knew that since you probably heard that eardrum-shattering fangirl squeal on Monday night. That was me. Sorry.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×07: “Hell No, Dolly!”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[NOTE: The following review is brought to you by a mild case of automatonophobia.]

Okay. I can get through this. It’s just creepy dolls. Creepy dolls with knives and dead-eyed stares. I’m fine. Let me just turn on every light in my house first.
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