[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×10: “Daddy Darhkest”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

We’re back! Not sure what possessed them to move the show to Monday after an extra long break, but it’s time for me to exorcise my recapping muscles.

You missed these jokes.
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[Review] Justice League

written by Kate Spencer

So this bat walks into a bar and says to a fish, “Hey, what do you call a fish with no eyes?”

The fish replies, “There are many species and subspecies of fish without working eyes so it’s difficult to categorize them under a single name.”

The bat leaves and they don’t become friends.
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[Review] Thor: Ragnarok

written by Kate Spencer

I saw three movies this week: a fantasy adventure with gods and monsters, a rousing action sci-fi space film, and a crappy comedy with jokes so juvenile they could have come from the mouths of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. All three of those films were Thor: Ragnarok. Spoilers below the cut.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×05: “Return Of the Mack”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

It’s a race against time as the Legends try to stop the inventor of macaroni and cheese from being erased from history…oh, return of the Mack. Well, then I have no idea what this episode is about.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×04: “Phone Home”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Get your shoulderpads, legwarmers, and Members Only jackets ready; we’re heading back to the 1980s to save the timestream from another anachronism! …it’s parachute pants, isn’t it? I knew those things didn’t belong.
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