[Review] Justice League

written by Kate Spencer

So this bat walks into a bar and says to a fish, “Hey, what do you call a fish with no eyes?”

The fish replies, “There are many species and subspecies of fish without working eyes so it’s difficult to categorize them under a single name.”

The bat leaves and they don’t become friends.
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[Review] Thor: Ragnarok

written by Kate Spencer

I saw three movies this week: a fantasy adventure with gods and monsters, a rousing action sci-fi space film, and a crappy comedy with jokes so juvenile they could have come from the mouths of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. All three of those films were Thor: Ragnarok. Spoilers below the cut.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×05: “Return Of the Mack”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

It’s a race against time as the Legends try to stop the inventor of macaroni and cheese from being erased from history…oh, return of the Mack. Well, then I have no idea what this episode is about.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×04: “Phone Home”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Get your shoulderpads, legwarmers, and Members Only jackets ready; we’re heading back to the 1980s to save the timestream from another anachronism! …it’s parachute pants, isn’t it? I knew those things didn’t belong.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×03: “Zari”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Hydroman is after Red Tornado in the future world of Blade Runner and only the Legends can save the day! Am I mixing up my comic universes and film references? Probably. Am I high? Well, someone is.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 3×02: “Freakshow”

written by Kate Spencer

SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends. We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside! There behind a glass is an immortal jackass, be careful as you pass. Move along, move along! Come inside, the show’s about to start. Guaranteed to blow the timeline apart. Rest assured you’ll get your money’s worth, the greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth. So don’t call them heroes, they’re…Legends?

Sorry, I kind of ran out of steam there.
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