[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×08: “Legends of To-meow-meow”

written by Kate Spencer

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Time to enjoy an hour of ZariCat knocking things off of tables with the wind totem.

Usually to get into the mood to write these things, I listen to a song. Sometimes it’s a song from the era in which the episode takes place or, failing that, the Chamber Brothers’ “Time Has Come Today,” which was heard in the Season Two finale. Other times I pick a song that’s just thematically appropriate or something that gets me in the frame of mind.

I just wanted you all to know what I’m listening to as I type this intro.
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[Review] Arrow Episode 7×09: “Elseworlds Part 2”

written by Kate Spencer

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The Super Friends travel to a new city to set right what once went wrong and to drag Oliver Queen some more. Also, I finally get to see one of my favorite comic book heroes in live action, but you already knew that since you probably heard that eardrum-shattering fangirl squeal on Monday night. That was me. Sorry.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×07: “Hell No, Dolly!”

written by Kate Spencer

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[NOTE: The following review is brought to you by a mild case of automatonophobia.]

Okay. I can get through this. It’s just creepy dolls. Creepy dolls with knives and dead-eyed stares. I’m fine. Let me just turn on every light in my house first.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×06: “Tender Is the Nate”

written by Kate Spencer

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A minotaur is loose in 1920s France and Ernest Hemingway is doing his best Gaston impersonation trying to kill the beast. Remember when the show was about trying to kill Vandal Savage? No? Me either. This is better anyway.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×05: “Tagumo Attacks!!!”

written by Kate Spencer

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The episode begins with Ishiro Honda’s film crew capturing footage of a monster rising from the sea in 1951 Tokyo. On the Waverider, Ray and Sara have tracked down Nora in 2018. Zari walks in on Mick writing again, but he swears he was just watching porn. Sara calls a team meeting, and that includes Charlie because they’re short-handed.

Oh, this is going to be fun.
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[Review] Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

written by Kate Spencer

My Summer Vacation to the Isle of Lesbos:

Around my one hundredth hour of playtime, when I romanced the pirate who helped my mother when she was on the run from a cult, I realized I’d had about six romantic partners throughout the course of the game. My whirlwind lesbian sex tour of the Greek isles had turned the social structure of Ancient Greece into Six Degrees of Sappho.

Welcome to Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey.

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