In which our main villain appears, characterizations change, a hero pulls the sword from the tree, a demon watches a child urinate, and a spaceship gets drunk.
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[Short-Lived Showcase] Final Thoughts on Pole Position
Tony and Noel are finally free to burn their copies of the Pole Position dvds so as to slightly lessen the chances of this show falling into an unsuspecting victim’s hands.
[Short-Lived Showcase] Pole Position, episodes 9-13
Tony and Noel wrap up the last five episodes of Pole Position, in which our heroes search for clues at a restaurant named The Red Herring, there be gold in them thar hills beneath the lake, the prettiest queen in town wrestles a barracuda, the super cars are foiled by a clown driving a hamburger, and the word “bear” refers to more than the producers of the show meant for it to refer to.
The Monthly Midnight Movie Exchange presents… The Guyver
It’s Noel’s pick this month, and Tony and Angie suffer alongside him as they look at The Guyver, which is not only the first live-action American film based on an anime/manga series, but co-stars a big-lipped alligator man enacting a string of big-lipped alligator moments.
[A Need for Tenchi] Tenchi Muyo OVA, episode 4 “Mihoshi Falls to the Land of Stars”
Noel takes a look at the fourth episode of the original Tenchi Muyo OVA series, where it’s really hard to find an acceptable screengrab when a character spends half the episode buck-ass naked.
Tenchi Muyo OVA, episode 4 “Mihoshi Falls to the Land of Stars”
[A Need for Tenchi] Tenchi Muyo OVA, episode 3 “Hello, Ryo-Ohki”
Noel dives into his latest installment of Tenchi Muyo, where rain washes all the bad away.
[Short-Lived Showcase] Pole Position, episodes 4-8
The drastic measures kick in as Noel and Tony race through the next five Pole Positions, where scientists come in threes, video games make the perfect smuggling tool, tiny robots living in soda machines steal pieces of paintings, the animal sidekick is enslaved and force to loot a national monument, and Zoltan the Magnificent goes poof.
[A Need For Tenchi] Tenchi Muyo OVA, episode 2 “Here Comes Ayeka”
Noel takes a look at the second episode of the Tenchi Muyo OVA series, where dads like to secretly videotape their sons having sex.
[I Hate/Love Remakes] Sabrina
Evie and Noel are joined by Tori Jo Lau for a look at the 1954 romance Sabrina, and the 1995 remake of the same name.
[Short-Lived Showcase] Pole Position, episode 3 “The Chicken Who Knew Too Much”
Noel and Tony slam into the latest Pole Position, flailing and screaming as they realize they’ve hit a show that’s broken their blog and their wills, and certain measures need to be taken for the safety of all.