[Review] Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

written by Kate Spencer

My Summer Vacation to the Isle of Lesbos:

Around my one hundredth hour of playtime, when I romanced the pirate who helped my mother when she was on the run from a cult, I realized I’d had about six romantic partners throughout the course of the game. My whirlwind lesbian sex tour of the Greek isles had turned the social structure of Ancient Greece into Six Degrees of Sappho.

Welcome to Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey.

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[Review] She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

written by Dayna Abel

I can’t possibly review this series without turning into a squeeing fangirl about it. I’ve loved She-Ra for over thirty years. I love her strength, compassion, kindness, wit, powers, and her story. She-Ra and the Princesses of Power gave me all of that and ramped it up to max.

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[Review] The Flash (2014) Episode 3×17: “Duet”

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH MON-EL GODDAMMIT I am fine and calm, everything is normal, how are you, please enjoy this recap of CW’s The Flash.


Oh hey, this episode is a crossover with Supergirl Season Two. *yells across the room* Dayna, honey, how was that season?

*incoherent screaming can be heard all the way in Ohio*

She says no comment.

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[Review] The Flash (2014) Episode 3×16: “Into the Speed Force”

Speed Force Representative sounds like something speedsters should put on their résumés on this week’s recap of CW’s The Flash.


We start this episode with Barry deciding that he’s got to go back into the Speed Force to get Wally.

That was fast.

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[Review] The Flash (2014) Episode 3×15: “The Wrath of Savitar”

It’s my husband’s and my anniversary today so I’m gonna be lazy with the intro. Enjoy this recap of CW’s The Flash.


I owe you all an apology. I’ve been slacking on these reviews, and while I have many justifications, I don’t really have a good reason. At the end of the day, I’m afraid these aren’t very good and I’m doing this show that so many people love a disservice by being endlessly negative about it. I think part of the problem is that doing an episode every two weeks kills any momentum I have, so I’m going to try to start getting these out once a week from now on. Damn the fears, full speed ahead and whatnot…I have no idea what the fuck I’m saying.

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