[Review] The Flash (2014) Episode 5×09: “Elseworlds Part 1”

It’s time for the annual DCTV crossover event! Dayna is handling this part and George will return later to continue the final few episodes of Season Three. Let’s recap this week’s The Flash.


My intro for this episode is just this, with no context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXzLGq8-WxM

Welcome to “Elseworlds”.

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[Review] The Flash (2014) Episode 3×19: “The Once and Future Flash”

A possible major VFX error gives George a coronary in this week’s recap of CW’s The Flash.


This week starts with Barry figuring out that he needs to travel to 2024 to get his answers. Iris is in the room with him, but she’s distant. She makes Barry promise that if Savitar does kill her, that he’ll be there for Joe. Barry promises, but then the alarm at S.T.A.R. Labs cuts the conversation off.

Spoilers under the cut.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×07: “Hell No, Dolly!”

written by Kate Spencer

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[NOTE: The following review is brought to you by a mild case of automatonophobia.]

Okay. I can get through this. It’s just creepy dolls. Creepy dolls with knives and dead-eyed stares. I’m fine. Let me just turn on every light in my house first.
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[Review] The Flash (2014) Episode 3×18: “Abra Kadabra”

Your friendly neighborhood producer Dayna would like to remind you all that if someone asks you not to take off their necklace, you say YES! Enjoy this recap of the CW’s The Flash.


The opening dives right into the action with Abra Kadabra introducing himself to the security guards at the soon-to-be-shuttered Stagg Industries. He’s working the magician gimmick so hard I’m surprised he didn’t appear looking like this:

Just want to add a quick “fuck you” to my brain for making me remember Phantasio.

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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×06: “Tender Is the Nate”

written by Kate Spencer

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A minotaur is loose in 1920s France and Ernest Hemingway is doing his best Gaston impersonation trying to kill the beast. Remember when the show was about trying to kill Vandal Savage? No? Me either. This is better anyway.
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[Review] Legends Of Tomorrow Episode 4×05: “Tagumo Attacks!!!”

written by Kate Spencer

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The episode begins with Ishiro Honda’s film crew capturing footage of a monster rising from the sea in 1951 Tokyo. On the Waverider, Ray and Sara have tracked down Nora in 2018. Zari walks in on Mick writing again, but he swears he was just watching porn. Sara calls a team meeting, and that includes Charlie because they’re short-handed.

Oh, this is going to be fun.
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[Review] Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

written by Kate Spencer

My Summer Vacation to the Isle of Lesbos:

Around my one hundredth hour of playtime, when I romanced the pirate who helped my mother when she was on the run from a cult, I realized I’d had about six romantic partners throughout the course of the game. My whirlwind lesbian sex tour of the Greek isles had turned the social structure of Ancient Greece into Six Degrees of Sappho.

Welcome to Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey.

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