written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
In the rush to meet the deadline for last week’s review, I erroneously captioned a screenshot “Behrad is having a fucking day.” In hindsight, this should have been “This hasn’t been Behrad’s day, his week, his month, or even his year.” I apologize for this error and take full responsibility.
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written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Praise Beebo for this blessing we are about to receive.
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written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Where does the god of hedonism, intoxication, and revelry hang out? No, not Constantine’s house…wait, that’s actually a good answer. Never mind.
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written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
When I think of things Constantine’s house could have been in the past, “boarding house” is the most tame of them all.
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written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
Okay, so I was working on faulty information when I said Legends would be back on April 7th. Though to be fair, things are awful right now and everything is changing at a moment’s notice. Oh well, at least we have happy and wacky fun times ahead in this episode.
What? Why are you all making that face?
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written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
But soft! What fight through yonder window breaks? It is Juliet, and damn, son! That thou, her maid, kicks far more ass than she.
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written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
It’s a beautiful day in the reviewerhood,
A beautiful day for a reader.
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
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written by Kate Danvers
SPOILER WARNINGS ARE IN EFFECT
At no point in this episode do they lure Genghis Khan back to the Waverider with a Twinkie, and frankly, that’s a missed opportunity.
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