[Review] Legends of Tomorrow Episode 6×03: “The Ex-Factor”

written by Kate Danvers

I’m going to be honest with you all up front. I can’t stand talent reality shows. From American Idol all the way to…whatever the latest clone is. They have more prepackaged artificial drama than actually scripted shows and they make horrible people household names. I’m so glad a sentient boil like Piers Morgan was elevated into the collective consciousness just so he could tell twelve-year-olds they can’t sing.

What was I talking about? Oh, right, Legends.

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[Review] Legends of Tomorrow Episode 5×14: “Swan Thong”

written by Kate Danvers

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In the rush to meet the deadline for last week’s review, I erroneously captioned a screenshot “Behrad is having a fucking day.” In hindsight, this should have been “This hasn’t been Behrad’s day, his week, his month, or even his year.” I apologize for this error and take full responsibility.
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[Review] Legends of Tomorrow Episode 5×08: “Zari, Not Zari”

written by Kate Danvers

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Okay, so I was working on faulty information when I said Legends would be back on April 7th. Though to be fair, things are awful right now and everything is changing at a moment’s notice. Oh well, at least we have happy and wacky fun times ahead in this episode.

What? Why are you all making that face?
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